Anti Ticket Dashboard Donut
It might just get you out of that speeding ticket!

 
Lead foot? Late for Work? Does that Police Officer Know You By First Name? Then You Need is The Anti-Ticket Donut!

Keep this device in the glove box near the registration for your car.  If you are stopped by the police use such phrases as: “I can’t find my car’s registration, I only have this tasty donut”.

Or say, “Instead of my driver’ license, wouldn’t you like to have this delicious donut?” The donut works best by itself, but it can be combined with other methods such as crying, whining, and begging.  
Think of it as a polite way of saying: "Can we settle this here?

The Anti-Ticket Donut is a donut (fake) placed inside a platinum colored can with windowed lid.  It is a novelty that a person would use to give to a police officer to get out of a ticket.  Attached to the can is a label with the badge logo and
a set of humorous directions about how to use the donut. 

Each Anti-Ticket Donut is hand assembled and looks like a real donut is inside.

This device is a great conversation piece and is sure to get lots of laughs! For goodness sake, don't try to use one of these on a real police officer, we're not responsible if you get arrested!

A Hilarious Gag Gift For a Policeman.

Just $9.95!!