One of the oldest-and
mostly widely ridiculed-Christmas traditions
is the giving of that ubiquitous
nut-and-dried-fruit-studded concoction known
as the fruitcake.
Now you can give the gift that keeps on
giving without stepping foot in the kitchen
or gourmet food store with this fantastic
foam fruitcake-guaranteed to become a new
favorite family tradition.
Uniquely packaged in a loaf-shaped box, this
luscious-looking, inedible loaf will make as
good a gift in ten years as it does now!
This uproarious kit also includes the
appetizing companion volume 50 Uses for
Your Fruitcake, which reveals the top 50
uses of the socially defamed taste treat,
solidifying its rank as one of the all-time
top gifts of the Christmas season-past,
present, and future.
