Hygiene from Hell Gift Basket

• Fanny Floss 
  I think the name says it all!
  
  
• Sphincter Shrinker for Big Assholes!
  This hilarious can is an actual pleasantly scented air freshener.
  Click Here to read back of Sphincter Shrinker can's funny usage.
  
  
• The Finger Nose and Ear Trimmer
  
  As Seen on The Tonight Show this battery-powered nose-hair trimmer is shaped like a human finger for faux-nose-pickery hilarity!
  
  
  
  

• Weener Kleener Soap
  
  Personal hygiene has never been so simulating. Solves that age old bathing dilemma and adds a "hole" new dimension of pleasure and fun. One size fits most men.
  

Note: For extra mystery and suspense (okay, it doesn't fit in the basket) we include a note to the recipient to look under the decorative straw for the packaging and directions to The Finger Nose Trimmer and Weener Kleener Soap.