Incompatible Species Bear vs. Bull Finger Puppet Set
I don't play the stock market, but if I did I would buy these Incompatible Species Bear vs. Bull Finger Puppets.
Why? I don't know, since this is all hypothetical to begin with. But let's just assume I would buy this, okay?
Hey, stop busting my chops. I'd buy them. Period. End of story.
You should buy them, too because
* They're really well made
* It's a fun gift for anyone in the market
* They normally cost FOUR TIMES what I am selling them for
* You are helping me product my wonderful musical.