Incompatible Species Bear vs. Bull Finger Puppets
I don't play the stock market, but if I did, I would most definitely buy these Bulls VS Bears Finger Puppets.
Why? Ah, I don't know since this is all hypothetical.
But you would buy it because
* It is very well-made
* Someone you know in the market will enjoy it
* It's meant to sell for four times what I'm selling it for
* It will help get my show produced