Randy The Rude Gnome Talking Keychain
Say hello to Randy the Rude Gnome Keychain. Place him at your front door to give visitors a very unique greeting. Motion activated, Randy stands tall & proud, giving you the finger. At first glance, this little guy has a sweet face, but look at his hand & you may notice his extended middle finger which is a precursor for what comes out of his mouth, phrases that might make even the stone faced guy blush.
Press Randy the Rude Gnome Keychain's feet & he will say one of the 5 nasty phrases:
- "The best thing about being a garden gnome is that I'm always hard."
- "Hey you, lean down, I wanna tell you something. Come on closer, closer, closer. Now piss off, dipshit!"
- *farts* "Oh man, I held that one in for 3 hours waiting for someone to show up."
- "Hey you, my balls are really itchy but I can't move. Would you mind?"
- "Hey you! Fuck off!"
The Randy Keychain does not have a censored version. Randy The Rude Gnome Keychain is approximately 2.5" H & 2" W.